About

Digglahhh is a junkie for mid eighties to mid nineties hip-hop culture. He is influenced by a wide range of schools of thought including, but not limited to, Marxism, Existentialism and Postmodernism. But his favorite “thinker’ of all is George Carlin. Digglahhh is an encyclopedia of useless sports knowledge and a fantasy sports geek. He fears that he will never grow out of playing drinking games and knows that his “competitive nature” is just a rationalization for the fact that he thinks binge drinking is tons of fun. He hates self-important people and wishes the subways would become dangerous again. People who oppress people to become wealthy should not feel safe around those who they oppress. He feels that MTV’s “Super Sweet Sixteen” is the most offensive show on television. Digglahhh’s grandmother would advise him to brag about his SAT scores, but he won’t tell you what they actually were because he is only cryptically arrogant. Digglahhh wishes he could find out how the hell The Onion hires its writers. Digglahhh is a regular commentor and contributor to http://metaphorical.wordpress.com. He only refers to himself in the third-person in “About pages.”